We're all just sociopaths in the end, Hazel Grace.

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

ungrief:

so there’s this substitute teacher at my school and she’s famous for being a true cat lady

she is obsessed with cats. she meows at classes, tells us to whispurr like cats, and in every single class, has had to have said the word cats a hundred times. in my friend’s class, she wrote on the board you are good cats and meowed until somebody thanked her. 

TRUE CAT LADY :3

holligay:

*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*

easied:

if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them

cokeflow:

i hope my parents are proud of me

cokeflow:

i hope my parents are proud of me

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

humansofnewyork:

"If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?""Change your mind about something significant every day."

humansofnewyork:

"If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?"
"Change your mind about something significant every day."

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

retiredjesus:

gay dude: mom… dad… im homo.

dad:..srs? im attacking you.

gay dude: i CAME OUT to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

shady-god:

it’s a perfect day to not give a fuck

      River, who are you?

"Ann is the greatest human being ever invented."

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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Hannah Montana: Nobody's perfect
Me: I'm nobody