We're all just sociopaths in the end, Hazel Grace.
So, i see you reblogged my post. Times are hard and trying to afford dinner is even harder. Thats why I have resorted to people. I mean it's free. You? Well with your list of fandoms it will be simple to lure you from your house. I will mimic the sound of Sherlock, deducing that you will run outside to see what the Hell sherlock is doing outside of your house. You will run right into me, where i will throw you in my van so i can cook you into a delicious stir fry later that evening.

refreshes:

refreshes:

every time someone asks me what they should watch on netflix i always say Tarzan 2 and they always get upset with me??? Tarzan 2 was a great movie

image

image

image

I DONT UNDERSTAND!?!?!?!?????

dex5m:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

I was thinking the same thing!

Top tip from Marvel Cosmetics: French braid + lips, brows and lashes.

egberts:

officialprostitute:

literally what is the point of wasps

usually its on their butts

wreckedteens:

I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

animalcell:

look at this cat he’s so happy with his leaf i think we should all be more like this cat

animalcell:

look at this cat he’s so happy with his leaf i think we should all be more like this cat

slyclig:

REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE:

  • why the fuck do you need reasons just be nice to people omfg
humansofnewyork:

"You’re taking my picture!"

humansofnewyork:

"You’re taking my picture!"

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

unheat:

Sometimes I think you love me. Sometimes I think you like me. Other times, I think I’m nobody to you. Yeah, this sucks.

dulect:

i just want somebody to watch stupid movies with and kiss a lot

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

mumford sons: i have a beeEEEeard *jangalangalangalnag*

theyellowbrickroad:

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified