If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
so there’s this substitute teacher at my school and she’s famous for being a true cat lady
she is obsessed with cats. she meows at classes, tells us to whispurr like cats, and in every single class, has had to have said the word cats a hundred times. in my friend’s class, she wrote on the board you are good cats and meowed until somebody thanked her.
TRUE CAT LADY :3
*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*
if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them
i hope my parents are proud of me
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?
i lost 10 followers already
"If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?"
"Change your mind about something significant every day."
wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation
gay dude: mom… dad… im homo.
dad:..srs? im attacking you.
gay dude: i CAME OUT to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
it’s a perfect day to not give a fuck