every time someone asks me what they should watch on netflix i always say Tarzan 2 and they always get upset with me??? Tarzan 2 was a great movie
I DONT UNDERSTAND!?!?!?!?????
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
SHUT THE HELL U P
this man has gone too far
Where does Marvel FIND these people?
Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”
I was thinking the same thing!
Top tip from Marvel Cosmetics: French braid + lips, brows and lashes.
I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me
tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad
look at this cat he’s so happy with his leaf i think we should all be more like this cat
REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE:
- why the fuck do you need reasons just be nice to people omfg
"You’re taking my picture!"
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
Sometimes I think you love me. Sometimes I think you like me. Other times, I think I’m nobody to you. Yeah, this sucks.
i just want somebody to watch stupid movies with and kiss a lot
don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified