We're all just sociopaths in the end, Hazel Grace.

13thmoon:

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

responsibilitrees

doortotomorrow:

tcned:

Rose and the Ninth Doctor - sketches of my favorite bits from Season 1

Finally someone draws Nine like the deeply attractive man that he is! This is beautiful!

No
Anonymous

hate:

why not

Revolution
is not pretty

but I don’t care
about looks.
Set the dumpster

on fire. Break
the windows.
Don’t kiss me

like they do
in the movies.
Kiss me

like they do
on the emergency
broadcast system.

Daphne Gottlieb, “sexy balaclava” (via kdecember)
No
Anonymous

hate:

why not

floozys:

i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults 

disloyalties:

My laptop loves me because when I let it sit on my lap, it tends to burn me. Like I can literally feel the passion

destieliscanontome:

We went from no eyebrows to ATTACK EYEBROWS